This Mom Uncensored
  • READ
  • LISTEN
  • WATCH
  • SHOP
  • FULL DISCLOSURE
  • CONTACT
  • READ
  • LISTEN
  • WATCH
  • SHOP
  • FULL DISCLOSURE
  • CONTACT
0

This Mom Uncensored

Daily Life

9 things I JUST can’t handle

9. Bad dental hygiene – I’m not sure if it’s from being in the dental field, but bad dental hygiene is something I just can’t stand. BRUSH, FLOSS– repeat OFTEN.

8. Unpunctuality – This is something that I try to instill in my kids. I think that it is SO important to be on time. I have always been in the mindset that 5 minutes early is late. It’s a little neurotic and my kids sometimes hate me, but I cannot be late, ever.

7. Dirty feet – I’m from Southern California. I wear flip flops ALL the time. I need to have clean feet before I get into the house. The kids are just like me and are usually barefoot and their feet are BLACK. I have wipes at the front of my house and they MUST wipe before coming in, getting into bed and ESPECIALLY before getting into my bed.

6. Spiders – I’m a spider killer. I don’t like them but am not terrified of them- well the ones we find in our house.  I’m sure if presented with something big and hairy– I’d freak out. 

5. Unpolished fingers & toes — I always have my toes done. ALWAYS. I feel so weird when they’re not done. I’ve been amped on my fingers lately too. SO into it that I started to do my own Gel nails. 

4. The sound of bickering & fighting — I’m not one to back down from an argument but the SOUND of my kids fighting and bickering.. drives me BONKERS. Wow. I know it’s a little late for all of that but yikes, it’s not pretty.  Brendan always tells me to not sweat the little things, so it’s a work in progress. 

3. The overwhelming smell of perfume or cologne– I”m serious. This is the WORST. When the smell is SO overwhelming you can taste it– that’s the shit I’m talking about. It is terrible. 

2. Bad teeth — get ortho done, brush, floss, whiten!! Anyone who knows me, the best compliment you could give me is “Your teeth are white!” eee! I’ll squeal with excitement.  So bad teeth, if you’ve got them, I’m probably staring at them thinking why have you not fixed those yet!! 

1. BIRDS– HELL to the NO. Hummingbirds to Ostriches. No way. No how. 

9 things I JUST can’t handle was last modified: August 5th, 2018 by This Mom Uncensored
0 comment
0
Facebook Twitter Google + Pinterest
previous post
A tiny little secret . .
next post
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It.

You may also like

In a nutshell. .

October 22, 2018

No Zero Policy— no thanks.

September 28, 2018

Music mashup

September 24, 2018

maintaining a lifestyle that is best for...

March 4, 2019

Digging Deep.. for now.

October 5, 2018

Another Manic Monday

August 27, 2018

WTF: HOTEL LIFE

June 27, 2018

Watchlist Wednesday. .

September 26, 2018

Who people think you are compared to...

August 22, 2018

weekend recap

December 3, 2018

Leave a Comment Cancel Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

They Call Me: Mom, MOM, MOMMAY

Hey there. I'm Kelsey. I live in sunny Manhattan Beach with my husband, Brendan, and our 3 kids- Natalie, Zoe & Travis. Natalie is almost 8 and is in the second grade. She is seriously a carbon copy of me.. Poor B. It's amazing at how fast she picks up on my likings and disliking, my mannerisms & sayings. Zoe is 5 and has the cutest little munchkin voice that can make you melt. Don’t be fooled because that girl is so strong willed and will fight you for what she wants and to top it off she’s blonde. Travis, my Dino loving three year old has really made our family complete. He is the perfect playing companion and is loyal to the bone. He’ll tell you how it is. As you could imagine, my life is nothing less than chaotic and though I can’t wait for 5 pm to hit-- I love my kids and my life.

Instagram requires authorization to view a user profile. Use autorized account in widget settings
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Email
Footer Logo

@2019 - This Mom Uncensored. All Right Reserved.


Back To Top